MotOPPO GP 2016: The Jordan Sargent Grand Prix at The Terminal

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03/31/2016 at 23:15 • Filed to: MotOPPO GP 2016, MotOPPOGP, MotoGP 2016, MotoGP, MotoGP Argentina, MotoGP Rio Hondo

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Hello, and hop aboard SS MotOPPO GP 2016, the definitive blog-based fantasy Grand Prix motorcycle racing game. No, really, get on this boat, and fast, lest you want Jordan Sargent to take your soul.

Last week...

We started the trip with the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , what with being in the desert and all, and ended with players getting points and others getting fewer points. JKER was the first to nearly max out the points, while yours truly only got 10, apparently because he sucks at the very game he organized. He should die, you know.

Look into the results sheet !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

Coming up...

These riders are in deep trouble. Jordan Sargent has arrived and is hell-bent in taking their souls, or whatever Jordan likes that these kiddos probably nabbed from him. The two guys that fall here can say ‘adiσs! to their souls, but the winner of this fantasy race will be spared and can go on adventuring again.

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The rules can be found below, but for simplicity, consult the quote box after the link.

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Sample Picks 1

Q: Lorenzo

1: Marquez
2: Lorenzo
3: Dovizioso

Wipeout: Bradl and/or Crutchl ow

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Sample Picks 2

Q: Yamaha-99

1: Honda-93
2: Pramac-9
3: Suzuki-41

Wipeout: LCR-35 and/or Avintia-8

Meet your riders!

Aprilia Racing Team Gresini :
Alvaro Bautista (Aprilia-19)
Stefan Bradl (Aprilia-6)

Aspar Racing:
Yonny Hernandez (Aspar-68)
Eugene Laverty (Aspar-50)

Avintia Racing:
Hector Barbera (Avintia-8)
Loris Baz (Avintia-76)

Ducati Team :

Andrea Iannone (Ducati-29)
Andrea Dovizioso (Ducati-4)

Estrella Galicia 0,0 MarcVDS Racing :

Tito Rabat (MarcVDS-53)
Jack Miller (MarcVDS-43)

LCR Honda :

Cal Cruthlow (let’s just call him Cal, OK?)

Monster Yamaha Tech3 :

Bradley Smith (Tech3-38)
Pol Espargaro (Tech3-44)

Movistar Yamaha MotoGP :

Valentino Rossi (Yamaha-46)
Jorge Lorenzo (Yamaha-99)

OCTO Pramac Yakhnich :

Danilo Petrucci (Pramac-9)
Scott Redding (Pramac-45)

Repsol Honda Team :

Dani Pedrosa (Honda-26)
Marc Marquez (Honda-93)

Suzuki Ecstar :

Maverick Viρales (Suzuki-25)
Aleix Espargaro (Suzuki-41)

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My picks:

Q: Lorenzo

1. Lorenzo
2. Rossi
3. Iannone

Wipeout: P. Espargaro and/or Crutchlow

You have until just before the first qualifying session to make picks. No, really, that’s all you have.

The MotoGP race at Rio Hondo will begin Sunday, 4 April.

MotOPPO GP. Come on, grab your friends. We’ll go to very distant lands. With me and Pete to run the show. Sargent will eat our souls. MotOPPO GP!


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Wheelerguy
03/30/2016 at 10:09

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may want to check your dates there my friend :P

I’m going to wait until first practice is over to cast my vote.


Kinja'd!!! JKER > Wheelerguy
03/30/2016 at 10:56

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No scoreboard? :(


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > JKER
03/30/2016 at 11:02

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Oh, whoops!

Here it is , and the post shall get updated to add the link.


Kinja'd!!! JKER > Wheelerguy
03/30/2016 at 11:08

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Can’t access google docs from work computer :/


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > JKER
03/30/2016 at 11:16

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I’m calling Pete.


Kinja'd!!! Alex Zapata > Wheelerguy
03/30/2016 at 13:01

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Wow I did horribly:

This time:

Q: Lorenzo

1: Lorenzo

2:Iannone

3: Rossi

Wipe: Bautista / Rabat


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Wheelerguy
03/30/2016 at 23:57

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you called?


Kinja'd!!! Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Wheelerguy
04/01/2016 at 01:01

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Q. Marquez

1. Marquez

2. Lorenzo

3. Rossi


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua
04/01/2016 at 19:39

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you didnt put down any crashes this time OR last time.skipping them on purpose? your allowed, just thought id mention it


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > Wheelerguy
04/01/2016 at 19:42

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Isn’t Jordan Sargent, like, that shitty Gawker writer?

(I know that’s not a very specific statement)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Wheelerguy
04/01/2016 at 19:44

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my picks are:
Q: Marque
1: Lor
2: Maq
3: Iannone
w/o: Baz/Crutchlow


Kinja'd!!! Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > bob and john
04/01/2016 at 20:24

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Whenever I do the curses in oppo F1, it usually backfires


Kinja'd!!! Gated Manual > Wheelerguy
04/02/2016 at 13:48

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Q. Lorenzo

1. Lorenzo

2. Marquez

3. Rossi


Kinja'd!!! JKER > Wheelerguy
04/03/2016 at 13:07

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Oops, forgot to post up here. Have they done qualifying yet?

I’ll pick

Q. Rossi

1. Rossi

2. Lorenzo

3. Marquez

Crash: Baz, Bautista.